10 Funny Things Only Tall Women Can Relate To (And How We Own It)

From ducking under doorways to becoming the “human shelf” for friends, tall women deal with some hilariously specific problems. But we’re not just surviving them—we’re owning them. Here are 10 things every tall girl will recognize (and how to turn them into your power moves).

Let’s Be Real...

Being tall is a gift—but that doesn’t mean it’s always glamorous.

Sometimes, it’s bumping your head on string lights at brunch.
Other times, it’s wearing cute jeans that magically turn into capris when you sit down.

If you know, you know. So here’s a roundup of 10 tall-girl truths—plus how to flip each moment into something you can own with confidence.

1. “Wow, you’re tall!” — Every. Single. Day.

Yes, thanks for the update! I had no idea.

How we own it: Flash a smile, say “I know, it’s great, right?” and keep walking tall.

2. Feet hanging off the bed like it’s a Victorian fainting couch

Why is every bed apparently made for someone 5’5”?

How we own it: Sleep diagonally. Upgrade to a king if you can. Claim that extra space—you deserve it.

3. Never seeing your full outfit in a regular mirror

Can we talk about the number of chin-up workouts we’ve done trying to get a peek?

How we own it: Tall mirrors. Tall friends. Tall content. Bonus: your phone has a reverse camera for a reason.

4. Group photos? Oh, you’re in the back. Again.

Because obviously your forehead wanted to make a solo appearance.

How we own it: Embrace your VIP back-row glow. Confidence photographs better than symmetry.

5. “Do you play basketball?”

Only every time someone discovers you're 6’.

How we own it: “Nope, I dominate in boardrooms instead.”

6. That moment when “full-length jeans” hit at your calf

We call them tall crops, thank you very much.

How we own it: Shop from tall-exclusive brands (like those on Tall Size) and turn inseams into a non-issue.

7. Trying to dance in a low-ceiling room

One enthusiastic hand raise and boom—light fixture down.

How we own it: Dance like you own the ceiling. You kind of do.

8. Slouching in photos so everyone else “fits”

Tall posture problems are real—but it’s not your job to shrink.

How we own it: Stand tall. Literally. It sets the tone for everything else in the room.

9. Dresses that become shirts and shirts that become crop tops

Tall girl math: Add 6 inches to everything.

How we own it: Skip the guessing game—Tall Size stocks styles that actually fit your frame. No DIY stretching required.

10. Strangers saying, “I wish I were tall like you.”

Say less. We love to hear it.

How we own it: Be the reminder that tall isn’t awkward—it’s powerful, striking, and unforgettable.

Final Thoughts

Yes, being tall comes with its quirks—but those quirks make you stand out (literally and fabulously). So laugh about the bumps, flex your inseam, and keep showing up as your whole, unapologetic self.

You’re not “too tall.” You’re exactly the right amount of unforgettable.

FAQ

Q: Is it normal to feel self-conscious about being tall?
A: Totally. But with time, the right mindset, and clothes that fit well, most tall women learn to love their height—and laugh through the awkward moments.

Q: Where can I find clothes that actually fit my tall frame?
A: Tall Size is  a one-stop shop for stylish, tall-specific fashion—no compromises.

Q: What’s the best way to embrace being tall?
A: Own it. Find community, wear what makes you feel good, and stop apologizing for taking up space.